Tuesday, March 21, 2006

BigHotelChainGirl Goes To The Farm

What BigHotelChainGirl Learned on the Farm

-Cows poo a lot.
-I am the pied piper of donkeys.
-Billy goats are mean.
-Cows poo. A. Lot.
-Just because FarmerDee tells you, "You're the most limber of us, hop on up there, and bounce on those limbs an moosh em down." does not mean it is a good idea.
-Every good farm girl carries antiseptic and bandaids.
-I am not a good farm girl.

Did You Know...

that wet dog and mixed berry smell like oatmeal?

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Bedford, Pennsylvania

Well, it's not Okinawa anyway. =D

Thursday, March 16, 2006



And starting next week it's 11pm-7am.

I may not surv.......zzzzzzzzz..................zzzzz..........

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Errand Girl Has a Job

Wahoo. (People do to say "wahoo.") Guess I can change that to LargeHotelChain girl now. So, it's the graveyard shift. So it still leaves me available to be Errand Girl during the day. I am still one step closer to having a legitimate excuse.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Errand Girl Goes to the Gym

And not to pick anything up. That's right folks, I signed up for a month's membership, all for me, and only me. Haahaahahahahahhaaaa


As you can see, I need it, I'm slightly unstablish.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Errand Girl

Who can run pick up MamaBabylon's meds? Errand Girl can!
Who can get MammaBabylon a library account? Errand Girl can!
Who can waste all her time and gas? Errand Girl can!
Who can do BrotherBabylon's laundry every 3 days? Errand Girl can!
Who can get money orders for MammaBabylon's rent? Errand Girl can!
Who can pick up MammaBabylon's bleach, laundry detergent, milk, and tissues, "...but not regular tissues, you know those softies, the ones with the lotion. What are they called, Kleeensex, no not Kleensex, and they're not Kleenex, I know they're not Kleenex. You know what Honey, let me just call GrandmaBabylon, she'll know what they are...." Errand Girl can!

Seriously, if you leave comments asking me to be a dear and pickup anything, I will scream. You have been warned.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006


No, not Missouri. Missourah, thank you very much. That's where I am. Missourah. After a month of packing, hurrying, stressing, and driving, I am once again in the bea-uu-ti-ful U. S. of A., and loving it.
I have 2 months here to drive my family crazy, although that's kinda backfiring. Then it's off to.... oh yeah that's right, still don't know WHERE. Not that that stresses me out or anything. Nope. Not a bit. Akuna Matata, and all that. =D
So yeah, I'm here, where's all my comments? =P


Why is everything pink? Did Blogger have a girl?